This makes my soul happy

(Source: noyouplum, via allegoricalrose)

thattinynerd:

“Hello 911 all the lights are flickering in my house”

“Sorry ma’am you appear to be in the first 5 minutes of a supernatural episode, there’s nothing we can do for you”

(Source: bloggerinthetardis, via my-flourish-and-blotts)

originalglader:

y o u  d o n t  f o r g e t  t h e  f a c e  o f  t h e  l a s t  p e r s o n  w h o  w a s  y o u r  l a s t  h o p e

"Kill me, If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me" "Please, Tommy, Please"

shuckieshuckface:


take a minute to thank God of how Thomas Brodie Sangster defines perfection. 

4 favorite pictures of : Thomas Brodie Sangster

shuckieshuckface:

take a minute to thank God of how Thomas Brodie Sangster defines perfection. 

4 favorite pictures of : Thomas Brodie Sangster

criminalmindshunks:

Criminal Minds Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1dXtIuI
fantasyswift:

you touch my book, YOU DIE

fantasyswift:

you touch my book, YOU DIE

"I know that somewhere upon the grass, her dragons hatched, and so did she. I know she is proud. How not? What else was left her but pride? I know she is strong. How not? The Dothraki despise weakness. If Daenerys had been weak, she would have perished with Viserys. I know she is fierce. Astapor, Yunkai and Meereen are proof enough of that. She has survived assassins and conspiracies and fell sorceries, grieved for a brother and a husband and a son, trod the cities of the slavers to dust beneath her dainty sandalled feet."
(for Julia ♥ )

(Source: lady-arryn, via stupidape)

xlovelyspotx:

I like their “special” relationship. ♥

(via fuckkyeahcriminalminds)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via my-flourish-and-blotts)

allegoricalrose:

The Doctor's TOP SECRET Diary | Interlude #2 (after Idiot's Lantern)
Part 8 of a series 

allegoricalrose:

The Doctor's TOP SECRET Diary | Interlude #2 (after Idiot's Lantern)

Part 8 of a series 

allegoricalrose:

tinyconfusion replied to your post “Is that Ariel I see on the other page? *.*”

he expresses himself more clearly in disney lyrics

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bennysnips:

Well well well, the post you’ve been waiting for your whole life. I’ve gotten several messages this week asking for links to smut with particular kinks in them, so I figured this rec was probably a bit overdue. 
Note: This is a kinky fic rec, which means they aren’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea. See, this is me telling you now. I don’t want any angry anons okay babs
I’m going to sort by kink, although some can fall into more than one category:
BDSM (They're all sub!sherlock)
Shames and Praises Nice and long, hint of praise kink
Training Sherlock Also really long (***this is the 1st johnlock fic I ever read lmao I was 13)
Command Structure (more sweet than kinky tbh- my favorite bdsm fic! also military kink okay)
Not My Area (heyo virgin sherlock)
Sherlock Finds a New Addiction (This standalone is part of a series but u should read the whole thing it’s hot)
Captain Watson (military kink and voice kink? it’s christmas)
His Good Boy (praise kink what omg)
Possession (a-okay super hot)
watersports (yes that means peeing okay)
Soaking (u know what else is gonna be soaking after u read this? yea)
Anything but Temptation (brief mention of incestuous feelings)
Falling (this falls under almost all the categories and kinky as hell)
Standard Deviation (WIP but nappies!!1!!)
An Island (pissing in a c aB OMFG)
A Study in Sexuality (so much desperation play ugh)
Accidents Happen (scent kink, watersport, and fawnlock i am dead)
Explorations and Explosions (a long series a++)
The Fourth Thing (di aPERS)
daddy!kink/age play (John's the daddy)
Five Plus One (a whole new level of depravity lmao)
Is He a Friend of Yours? (so hot omf some plushoplilia)
Finding Places (a++)
Truth or Dare (soooo good my fave daddy kink fic)
How You Remind Me (BDSM elements)
Master (so kinky~ come eating btw)
Lace (+crossdressing <3)
Please Daddy, I’ll be Good (u can just tell from the title)
pet play
The Sound That you Found for Me (boy oh boy)
Properly Spoiled (!!!!)
Submissive Tendencies (cr y ing so hot)
size kink aka sherlock has a small dick and i think it's hot
Jerk  (one of those u can tell its good from the title lmao)
All Over so hot :’)
Shameful it’s okay sherlock we like ur tiny peen
i'm not a furry i swear (fawnlock)
Brittle Blossoms (it’s long + omegaverse)
Summer heat
Trip Through Your Wires (mating noises im cr ying)
But Pleasures are Like Poppies (frottage B) )
Olfactophilia (scent kink a-okay)
Rutting (rutting)
chastity devices/come & desperation play
Sherlock, Locked (c OCK CAGE 😵)
It’s Mutual (sherlock can come untouched i just fainted)
Losing It (BSDM elements)
Carpe Nocturnum (more BSDM elements)
Release (o h NO)
crossdressing ❤❤❤❤
Frilly Knickers (it’s called frilly knickers like idk what else to say)
It’s Not a Kink (u h yEA IT IS)
This Chair Ain’t Big Enough (okay it’s like a mob AU but it’s a++)
Stockings (omFg)
Hit Me With Your Best Shot (BDSM okay)
foot fetish
Putting His Foot Down (alrightalrightalrightalright)
Sherlock Afoot (the best part of this category is that all the titles are puns)
Distraction Techniques (feet)
A Work of Art (hell yea work of art)
public sex
Evening Ride (a classic)
A Multitude of Sins (+height kink <33)
I Don’t Know Why (im such a sucker for public sex)
In Plain Sight (10/10 would recommend)
Praise Me (praise kink+ public sex its christmas)
dry humping/clothed sex/frottage/rutting/idek
Tell Me I’m Pretty (this may be the sweetest smut ive ever read<33)
This is It (this is sort of furry but not terribly okay just read it)
And Then This Happened (short but good)
Share and Share Alike (omegaverse!)
A Pressing Need (morning wood hella)
While You Sleep (its not as creepy as it is hot)
Wet (“Sherlock starts having orgasms he can’t control” wow me too)
I hope you all thoroughly enjoy reading my wank material. Have fun!!

bennysnips:

Well well well, the post you’ve been waiting for your whole life. I’ve gotten several messages this week asking for links to smut with particular kinks in them, so I figured this rec was probably a bit overdue. 

Note: This is a kinky fic rec, which means they aren’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea. See, this is me telling you now. I don’t want any angry anons okay babs

I’m going to sort by kink, although some can fall into more than one category:

BDSM (They're all sub!sherlock)

Shames and Praises Nice and long, hint of praise kink

Training Sherlock Also really long (***this is the 1st johnlock fic I ever read lmao I was 13)

Command Structure (more sweet than kinky tbh- my favorite bdsm fic! also military kink okay)

Not My Area (heyo virgin sherlock)

Sherlock Finds a New Addiction (This standalone is part of a series but u should read the whole thing it’s hot)

Captain Watson (military kink and voice kink? it’s christmas)

His Good Boy (praise kink what omg)

Possession (a-okay super hot)

watersports (yes that means peeing okay)

Soaking (u know what else is gonna be soaking after u read this? yea)

Anything but Temptation (brief mention of incestuous feelings)

Falling (this falls under almost all the categories and kinky as hell)

Standard Deviation (WIP but nappies!!1!!)

An Island (pissing in a c aB OMFG)

A Study in Sexuality (so much desperation play ugh)

Accidents Happen (scent kink, watersport, and fawnlock i am dead)

Explorations and Explosions (a long series a++)

The Fourth Thing (di aPERS)

daddy!kink/age play (John's the daddy)

Five Plus One (a whole new level of depravity lmao)

Is He a Friend of Yours? (so hot omf some plushoplilia)

Finding Places (a++)

Truth or Dare (soooo good my fave daddy kink fic)

How You Remind Me (BDSM elements)

Master (so kinky~ come eating btw)

Lace (+crossdressing <3)

Please Daddy, I’ll be Good (u can just tell from the title)

pet play

The Sound That you Found for Me (boy oh boy)

Properly Spoiled (!!!!)

Submissive Tendencies (cr y ing so hot)

size kink aka sherlock has a small dick and i think it's hot

Jerk  (one of those u can tell its good from the title lmao)

All Over so hot :’)

Shameful it’s okay sherlock we like ur tiny peen

i'm not a furry i swear (fawnlock)

Brittle Blossoms (it’s long + omegaverse)

Summer heat

Trip Through Your Wires (mating noises im cr ying)

But Pleasures are Like Poppies (frottage B) )

Olfactophilia (scent kink a-okay)

Rutting (rutting)

chastity devices/come & desperation play

Sherlock, Locked (c OCK CAGE 😵)

It’s Mutual (sherlock can come untouched i just fainted)

Losing It (BSDM elements)

Carpe Nocturnum (more BSDM elements)

Release (o h NO)

crossdressing ❤❤❤❤

Frilly Knickers (it’s called frilly knickers like idk what else to say)

It’s Not a Kink (u h yEA IT IS)

This Chair Ain’t Big Enough (okay it’s like a mob AU but it’s a++)

Stockings (omFg)

Hit Me With Your Best Shot (BDSM okay)

foot fetish

Putting His Foot Down (alrightalrightalrightalright)

Sherlock Afoot (the best part of this category is that all the titles are puns)

Distraction Techniques (feet)

A Work of Art (hell yea work of art)

public sex

Evening Ride (a classic)

A Multitude of Sins (+height kink <33)

I Don’t Know Why (im such a sucker for public sex)

In Plain Sight (10/10 would recommend)

Praise Me (praise kink+ public sex its christmas)

dry humping/clothed sex/frottage/rutting/idek

Tell Me I’m Pretty (this may be the sweetest smut ive ever read<33)

This is It (this is sort of furry but not terribly okay just read it)

And Then This Happened (short but good)

Share and Share Alike (omegaverse!)

A Pressing Need (morning wood hella)

While You Sleep (its not as creepy as it is hot)

Wet (“Sherlock starts having orgasms he can’t control” wow me too)

I hope you all thoroughly enjoy reading my wank material. Have fun!!

(Source: commudad)